I know you all heard about Kasanovas, but did you hear something about Blaubers? No? Ha! Too bad! And do you know that Blaubers are distant relatives of Kasanovas? No? Then what do you know at all?! Ok ok... Firstly let me introduce myself, meine Damen und Herren. I am Salvador Blauber and I just came back to Windenburg where I was born and grew up. Well... What about my parents and my relation with famous Kasanovas? The truth is that I don't know who is my mother, but I heard she's alien and lives in Sixam. I think it's not a lie, if you'll look at my skin. My father... He was ugly. Just like me. But he was rich and famous entertainer, so women didn't care about his appearance. They loved his money, elegance and good sense of humor. My father taught me never to fall in love with any woman saying they all want only one - comfortable life and money and you'll be the last in the list of their wishes. He never told me about my mother and why she left me and him. Well, my father was gloomy person and I still think that he was the biggest hypocrite I have ever knew. He told people funny stories and jokes, made them laugh and pretended he's very happy, when he wasn't. He got drunk every night or spent the nights in some hotel with women... He was horrible person, but still he was my father and he loved me more or less if he decided to raise me. Well, he never showed that he cares about me, but here was something good I learned from him. It's laughter. My father said that the laughter is the best weapon against jeer and later when I became older I remembered this lesson many times. Girls and boys called me devil and mocked at me many times in the school for my blue skin, skinny and tiny body, long nose and too narrow red eyes, but when they noticed that I always laugh at their jeer and silly words they stopped only because they got tired trying to make me angry and upset. After graduating I lived few years in Oasis Springs and even got married, but...
It wasn't destined. My wife needed just my money and she cheated on me with other man who was a real hunk comparing to me. We got divorced after few months and then my father had what to say to me! I even won't remember it... He tortured me every time when we've met calling me idiot and mocking at me.
- Just look at yourself! Who can love you?! - he shouted like crazy waving his hands and frothing. - You are Blauber and every woman will sleep with you only for your money, but not because she loves you, idiot!
Well, it's not worth to remember all these nonsense I had to listen...If even there was a bit of truth. After few months my father died and I inherited all his property. So now I could start my new life... Not because I became millionaire (I always had money and I've never asked my father to give me even one simoleon), but because finally I was free from my father. However, his words poisoned me and I even didn't want to look at my reflection in the mirror for some time. I admitted he was right. I was ugly and really looked like devil. So my ex-wife... She also needed my money, but not me. It hurts, right? I loved her and now I wanted to forget her and her name. I was so sad that I couldn't sleep few nights, but one of those sleepless nights I remembered our distant relatives Kasanovas and it seemed my life became brighter.
Next morning I jumped into my car and started a trip to Newcrest. I wanted to know everything about Kasanovas, hoped to meet someone of them, but unfortunately, I knew that Kasanovas disappeared. Yes, in literally meaning of this word. People remembered that their last family heir Archer Kasanova fell in love with alien and one day they all disappeared. It was hard to believe in that, but I felt that's a true. Then I came to Newcrest Archives and started to search for more information about them. How could they disappear? Were they abducted? I spent the whole day in Archives and learned a lot about their legacy and mission, but I still couldn't find the answers to my questions. But I found something useful for myself. They almost got rid of their curse. My family wasn't cursed like Kasanovas, but what if their methods would work for me, too? If they almost got rid of their ugly appearance then why I can't? I almost jumped in joy shouting:
- Eureka!
There was so quiet in Archives, so all people turned and looked at me like at some lunatic. I grinned and bowed:
- Entschuldigung...
What more I could say them? People don't care about me and my problems, but I really was worried about my life and I wanted to make it better and be happy. So next morning I left Newcrest and turned toward Windengburg.
Now I'm here. Ready to start a new life. Without wife, but I am ready to have a big family and raise five children. I am a rich man, so I can give my children everything they will need. I promise to myself I'll never be like my father. I will love my kids.
A journey of the thousand miles begins with a single step...
- Just look at yourself! Who can love you?! - he shouted like crazy waving his hands and frothing. - You are Blauber and every woman will sleep with you only for your money, but not because she loves you, idiot!
Well, it's not worth to remember all these nonsense I had to listen...If even there was a bit of truth. After few months my father died and I inherited all his property. So now I could start my new life... Not because I became millionaire (I always had money and I've never asked my father to give me even one simoleon), but because finally I was free from my father. However, his words poisoned me and I even didn't want to look at my reflection in the mirror for some time. I admitted he was right. I was ugly and really looked like devil. So my ex-wife... She also needed my money, but not me. It hurts, right? I loved her and now I wanted to forget her and her name. I was so sad that I couldn't sleep few nights, but one of those sleepless nights I remembered our distant relatives Kasanovas and it seemed my life became brighter.
Next morning I jumped into my car and started a trip to Newcrest. I wanted to know everything about Kasanovas, hoped to meet someone of them, but unfortunately, I knew that Kasanovas disappeared. Yes, in literally meaning of this word. People remembered that their last family heir Archer Kasanova fell in love with alien and one day they all disappeared. It was hard to believe in that, but I felt that's a true. Then I came to Newcrest Archives and started to search for more information about them. How could they disappear? Were they abducted? I spent the whole day in Archives and learned a lot about their legacy and mission, but I still couldn't find the answers to my questions. But I found something useful for myself. They almost got rid of their curse. My family wasn't cursed like Kasanovas, but what if their methods would work for me, too? If they almost got rid of their ugly appearance then why I can't? I almost jumped in joy shouting:
- Eureka!
There was so quiet in Archives, so all people turned and looked at me like at some lunatic. I grinned and bowed:
- Entschuldigung...
What more I could say them? People don't care about me and my problems, but I really was worried about my life and I wanted to make it better and be happy. So next morning I left Newcrest and turned toward Windengburg.
Now I'm here. Ready to start a new life. Without wife, but I am ready to have a big family and raise five children. I am a rich man, so I can give my children everything they will need. I promise to myself I'll never be like my father. I will love my kids.
A journey of the thousand miles begins with a single step...